Hot Fuzz Collectable Trading card

The swan’s escaped.

This non-shiny Hot Fuzz-style card captures the unforgettable energy of Sgt. Nicholas Angel and PC Danny Butterman mid-chaos, with none other than the rogue swan in tow.

Whether you're quoting "...the greater good" or debating the merits of Point Break vs. Bad Boys II, this card is a perfect tribute to one of cinema’s most beloved action-comedy duos. Packed with subtle details and cheeky nods, it's a must-have for any fan of law enforcement done the Sandford way.

• Featuring Sgt. Angel in full “by-the-book” mode

• Danny Butterman ready with wide eyes and wild enthusiasm

• And, of course, the swan — majestic, unbothered, and probably headed for the model village

A brilliant standalone piece for collectors who appreciate quality policing, dramatic fence-jumping, and a good mystery involving hedge clippers.

This card may not shine, but as Danny would say, “It’s got proper action. And a swan.”